Yesterday, I got an e-mail from Twitter informing me that six, (yes six!) BEAUTY bloggers are now following me.
Um, ladies? I have one question for you.
I mean I do wear lipstick and I brush my hair.
I wear jeans and, on a good day, I wear a clean shirt with them.
I am not however into makeup and fashion stuff.
Still, I was curious so I went on these beauty blogger's websites and I checked out what they wrote about.
These bloggers are articulate, YOUNG and uh, beautiful but they also talk in a language I don't understand.
I mean, contouring? What does that have to do with my face?
The last time I heard anything about contouring I was in a tenth grade geography class looking at maps.
Sorry, but my face just isn't the contouring type.
I also don't own a white eyeliner and on these sites that looks like it might be considered a sin.
Honestly, my biggest fear is that these lovely beauty bloggers have started following me with the intention of staging some sort of an intervention with me.
Now, realistically I may need some help but, really?
It's never going to happen.
I am not going to become beauty savvy. I have no interest.
I'm happy just the way I am.
My frumpiness and I are on good terms.
I actually even sorta EMBRACE my frumpiness.
I AM frumpy-tired mama.
Hear me roar.