Me

Ow

SeatBeltI was going to
the grocery store this morning when my new car started beeping and buzzing at
me.

I felt like I was being held captive in a giant pin-ball machine.

My main problem was I couldn't figure out what the heck was activating all
the alarms.

Lights flashed
and tones kept pinging at me all the way to the store.

And
then, just as I got there, I realized that my car was also flashing a sign at me telling me that a
seatbelt in my car was unfastened.

I
was alone in the car.

My seatbelt was on.

I studied all the signals further and realized my car was upset because my
passenger seat's seatbelt wasn't fastened.

The
only thing on the passenger seat was my purse.

My
purse.

My
purse weighs enough to set off my car's seatbelt alarm.

No
wonder my shoulder hurts.

Sigh.

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3 thoughts on “Ow

  1. Dang! That’s a heavy purse. I have a tote bag full of books, notebooks, etc. that I lug everywhere with me. I’m certain it would do the same thing, but I always make it ride in the backseat.

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