I write some of my best stuff in the car.
I've written e-mails, thank you notes, witty blog posts and even a few short nasty notes to other drivers while I drive.
The problem is all this great writing is done in my head and rarely gets transferred to the keyboard and published.
Which brings me to my 'lightbulb' moment of the day; I need is a tape recorder! Then I can just 'talk' all my brilliant ideas onto a tape and type them up later.
The problem is that if I saved everything on tape, I'd probably also need a typist to transpose everything.
I mean who has time to type up a tape?
And since I'm requesting secretarial help, shouldn't I be asking for a house cleaner, a cook and a nanny too?
Oh yeah, and a gardener, a cabana boy pool cleaner and I could definitely use someone to stop that funny light in my van from flashing on all the time.
So, since NONE of this is going to happen maybe I'll just buy myself a little tape recorder.
The only problem I can see will be keeping the kids quiet long enough so I can use it.
I think I'll get some duct tape too.