Yeah, the stupid little reindeer antlers and red noses that they're now making for cars.
I don't get it.
I mean I love all things cute. Little noses on things, big eyes, puffy faces or anything with a cute bitty face and usually you got me. I must have owned a million stuffed animals when I was a kid. I like cute. I really do.
But these car reindeer things? These are just weird.
Now I get that Christmas decorating is a personal thing. Some people like to decorate simple, some people like it glittery and some people like to fill every square inch of their home with Christmas crap. I'm okay with all that too, so when I first saw cars decorated like Rudolph, I thought it was stupid, but I also thought - live and let live.
Christmas is OVER.
I know - news flash!
But really, take the crap off of your cars – the reindeers came a week ago.
It's done. Sad, I know, but done.
Christmas lights I can handle being left on until the end of the year, but the whole reindeer thing is for the big red guy and that's a one night gig.
Oh, and if I see this crap stuff still on your cars in June? I'm calling the Christmas police.
You've been warned.