I am taking a writing course this term and they've asked me a stupid question.
They asked me to make a list of the things I know how to do.
'Nothing' was the first thing that came to mind. How sad is that?
Then I came up with:
2. Organizing mounds of paper.
3. Driving bickering kids around to activities in a mini-van.
4. Time outs.
Surely, I must know how to do things other then these. I did have a life before I became a wife and mother, didn't I? I was successful, secure and um, interesting. Right?
I have until Tuesday to come up with a list. Help me out here, my friends. I need some inspiration. What do you know how to do?