It's the first of December.
So far this month?
I've already killed a poinsettia by over watering it. Seriously, it's December 1st, isn't there a law or something that says you can't kill a poinsettia the first week you get it?
Secondly, I forgot to fill the advent calendar before the kids came down this morning. Sorry, guys.
And finally? The cat is eating the Christmas village. It seems our kitten likes the taste of those little green plasticy-woody pretend tree things. All of my little village trees have tiny cat bites out of them now, it's like something out of an old Japanese monster movie. If they could, all the little village ceramic people would be running away and hiding.
Can we just skip through to January? I'm not sure I want to continue preparing for Christmas if this is the way things are going to go.