Can shoes breed?
I'm starting to think so.
It's the only reason I can come up with to explain why we have so many darn shoes in my house.
I've decided they must be genetically programmed to breed, multiple and then run around my house and plant themselves in the middle of hallways.
It's not just one breed either, the wayward shoes in my house are of different sizes, shapes, colours and many even have weird things attached to them – like uh, cleats.
Shoe racks don't seem to contain these pests. These vermin are taking over my house and I don't like it.
I'm thinking about setting traps.
Will that work? Oh, but if I set them free once I catch them, will they just scatter again?
Darn kids shoes.