I have a public service announcement.
Children everywhere, listen up!
It is NOT appropriate to EVER leave the house in your pajamas unless it is pajama day at school or the house is on fire.
And it doesn't matter if your PJ's look like shorts and a t-shirt and it's warm outside.
And it doesn't matter that no one will care, you should care and your mother cares.
And it doesn't matter that you're wearing them under sports equipment and no one will know. Put a t-shirt and shorts on under the darn stuff.
Rolling out of bed and heading out to play in pajamas is just not cool.
There, my beloved offspring, you've now been told.