Yes, I am a neat freak.
If that means that I want your crap picked up off the floor and your laundry put away then yes, I am a neat freak.
If being a neat freak means I want you to clean out the guinea pig's cage weekly so that I can't smell it the minute I walk in the freakin front door then yes, I am a neat freak.
I am also a neat freak if it means I don't want your sports equipment spread out all over the kitchen table. I mean come on, it's a JOCK.
At first I was sorta upset when you called me that.
Now? I like it.
Now, go put your stuff away. Quickly. Before I decide I don't like it again and get mad.