According to a survey, from a UK website, that was quoted in my local newspaper (http://www.thestar.com/living/article/595998) in order to have a happy marriage I need to make sure that Tired Papa and I cuddle three times per day and kiss four times a day.
Um, I'm not sure we do that but I must admit I'm not really counting either.
Now, I know Tired Papa kisses me good-bye every morning and kisses me randomly there after too.
Cuddling? Well, we're usually too tired from working or shuffling the kids around for that more than once a day.
Okay, so let's say we cuddle once a day and for the sake of argument we kiss twice a day.
We've been married almost sixteen years. So we're supposed to have shared 16 X 365 X 4 kisses and 16 X 365 X 3 cuddles.
That's uh, wait, I need to get a calculator.
Okay, that's 23,360 kisses and 17,520 cuddles.
Jeepers, I think we're behind on about 11,680 kisses and 5,840 cuddles.
I think we need to catch up.
Hey Tired Papa?
Got any plans for the weekend?