Toys can reproduce.
Yep, amazing I know, but it's true.
I have boxes and boxes of bright plastic colorful things all packed up, ready to be delivered to the local charity drop-off center tomorrow.
I know I couldn't have possibly bought my kids all this stuff over the years.
I mean I love to shop and I actually do find a lot of toys cute, but surely I'm not responsible for the huge amount of
crap toys that were taking over my house.
Nope, not me.
Toys reproduce, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Now if you'll excuse me I have a shoe closet to sort through. Do you think shoes can reproduce too? This might be exciting.
I'll get back to you.