I was in the grocery store today and I overheard a very nice sounding Mommy tell her kids,
"If you don't stop whining for that I'm gonna call out the cereal monster and he's gonna come down this aisle and chew off your face."
Do you think I heard her wrong?
Who do you think the cereal monster is? Snap, Crackle or Pop? Tony the Tiger? Oh, the possibilities.
You bet I laughed.
I actually guffawed. If I'd been drinking milk it would have come out of my nose.
Oh, it's such a relief to know that I'm not the only bad Mommy in my little town.