One of the local 'family eating' places has their waiters and waitresses dress in blue jeans and black t-shirts with cute sayings on the back.
On Friday we went there for dinner. The waitress working at the next table was about my age and her t-shirt said,
'Yes, I'm very good in bed. I could sleep there for days.'
I thought to myself, 'Yep. Me too lady, me too.'
I'm getting old.